Trump Announces He Is Being Federally Indicted Over ‘Boxes Hoax’

In an apparent effort to get ahead of the news, Former President and 2024 GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump announced today on Truth Social that he is being federally indicted over the “boxes hoax.”

In a three-part post, Trump announced, “The corrupt Biden Administration has informed my attorneys that I have been Indicted, seemingly over the Boxes Hoax, even though Joe Biden has 1850 Boxes at the University of Delaware, additional Boxes in Chinatown, D.C., with even more Boxes at the University of Pennsylvania, and documents strewn all over his garage floor where he parks his Corvette, and which is ‘secured’ by only a garage door that is paper thin, and open much of the time.”

Trump then reported, “I have been summoned to appear at the Federal Courthouse in Miami on Tuesday, at 3 PM.”

“I never thought it possible that such a thing could happen to a former President of the United States, who received far more votes than any sitting President in the History of our Country, and is currently leading, by far, all Candidates, both Democrat and Republican, in Polls of the 2024 Presidential Election. I AM AN INNOCENT MAN!” Trump declared.

“This is indeed a DARK DAY for the United States of America,” Trump lamented in the third part.

Trump concluded, “We are a Country in serious and rapid Decline, but together we will Make America Great Again!”

U.S. House Rep Jim Jordan (R-OH) quickly offered his support for Trump and echoed his words in a tweet.

“Sad day for America. God Bless President Trump,” Jordan insisted.

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